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hobopatrol:

mytardishaswings:

roxysvodka:

memewazowski:

slothtier:

john-eggnog:

dragon dick-tation

jane and dirk though i’m pissing myself

jake tho 

Already a ghetto and hell of a cop

Terezi, Vriska and Equius are all great but let’s talk about how it accurately diagnosed about half of  Jake’s personality. 


mad piracy yo
we discussed this

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

madcarnival:

mortson:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

PERFECT

i just imagined eridan over dramatically playing the pipe organ 

NOT ALLOWED NEAR INSTRUMENTS
dualscar:

cecilbaldwinfan:

dualscar:

cecilbaldwinfan:

dualscar:

I got to meet Cecil Baldwin at his show Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind! He was a sweetheart as were the rest of the cast, I would definitely recommend you see this show if you can!
I personally got a kick out of the play excuse us while we change into something less comfortable!

Ah, sorry, you had a picture on here too! I linked to your Instagram, I can take that one down.
LOL, is that the one where he changes into uncomfortable pants :D 
You’re so lucky! (Also was the hat for a play, or does he just go around wearing that hat? So cute!) 

Yeah! They strip their casual clothes and put on more fancy ones. Right on stage. I saw a great deal. There were of course other great plays, too! Even Cecil’s cat wrote a play.
As for the hat, it was what he was wearing when he got to the theater and we saw him so I assume its what he wears usually!

Whow whoa wait, his CAT WROTE A PLAY? TELL ME ALL ABOUT THAT! 

Basically, Cecil introduced us to his cat’s personality in how she just wants to help writing his plays by laying on his keyboard then two others in the group acted out a play she wrote, which was in cat gibberish. Plus plus plus!
electricgale:

Mountains? More like nothings.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)

problemhelp:

fairysharkmother:

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
Scribble on people in magazines
Smile into a mirror
Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
Call a crisis help line. 
Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
Go to Blahtherapy.com
Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
Rub ice on the place you used to cut
Clap hard
Snap a rubber band
Draw on yourself in marker
Blast music
Pop bubble wrap
Take a bath
Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
Braid something
Cry
…But there’s more!Here are some links:Teenhelp
Sirius Project
HelpGuide
YouthinBC
146 Things to Do
Need a distraction?Disney and Marvel Movies
Studio Ghibli Movies
MOVIES AND TV SHOWS
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.  Momma is so, so proud.

Momma is bringing this back. Be gentle with yourselves.

and you can always come to this blog, we will love to help

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(Source: merankoria)

runwiththecircus:

laverre—crossing:

viva-monteor:

crawfulcrossing:

I made a little chart of the removed AC villagers

Ok, who at Nintendo wants to explain to me why Sprocket was removed? I’m over here freaking out, thinking I imagined a robot bird, because the only robot I could find was Ribbot.

OMG NOSEGAY
But really, explain why all these were removed.